口語式短文：免治馬桶座

The bidet toilet seat :

•  We have been using a bidet toilet seat for over two years. It's really an amazing apparatus.

• 我們使用免治馬桶座已經超過兩年了，那真是個神奇的設備。

•  Before that, when I had finished pooping, I used to wipe my anus several times and it wasted toilet paper.

• 在那之前，每當我大完便，我習慣要擦屁股好幾次，很浪費衛生紙。

•  Especially when I felt a little bit of poo left hanging on to my anus, I could even run out of the whole box of toilet paper.

• 特別是當我覺得有大便黏在屁股上時，我甚至可以把整盒衛生紙都用掉。

•  When dad bought the electronic bidet toilet seat, the whole thing changed.

• 當爸買了電子式免治馬桶座後，整個不一樣了。

•  Now when I have finished pooping, I just need to push the flush button.

• 現在當我大完便後，我只需要按一下沖洗按鈕。

•  And the apparatus begins to rinse my anus until I push the stop button.

• 馬桶就會開始輕輕沖洗我的屁股，直到我按下停止按鈕。

•  I can even adjust the volume of the rinse and the temperature of the seat.

• 我甚至可以調整沖洗的水量和馬桶座的溫度。

•  Now the trouble is, I dare not go pooping in the public conveniences anymore.

• 現在問題是，我再也不敢在公共廁所大便了。

•  When I am outside, I always refrain from pooping. Only when I go back home do I relieve myself.

• 我在外頭都盡量忍著，直到回家才獲得解放。

發表時間：2009/07/17 著作人：周國華老師

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